8 simple ways to get that PPO fired!
If you’re looking for ways to make your internship an unforgettable experience… for your employer, you may want to try these 8 really adventurous things ;)
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Ask for a raise on your second day – You totally deserve it for coming before time on your first day at office.
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Never show up on time – You’re a dreamer, remember? And you dream big, so what if they are not big on ambitions, at least they are big in duration.
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Surprise them – Notify them at 9:30 AM that you’re going to attend your cousin’s friend’s aunt’s grandmother’s funeral. Tell your manager that you’d also bring some achaar prepared by the [now dead] granny.
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Have some class [and maintain it during office party] – Anything below Jack Daniels is an insult to you.
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Form a dead poets interns society – A platform to discuss about your mentors (did I say discuss? Sorry, I meant bitch).
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Value your relationships over everything – It is perfectly fine to use office landline to speak to your girlfriend/boyfriend, for hours.
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Be curious – Ask your manager lot of questions: how much does his girlfriend earn, any plans for switching the current job, etc.
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You believe in leveraging your network – Hit on your manager, or any manager that fits the bill.You could bring him/her flowers, apply (waste) a complete and new bottle of deodorant every day, wear macho/beautiful outfits: anything that is supposed to impress her/him.
PS: If you take any one of the above seriously, then probably you may end up getting fired :D
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